A man walks into a bar and takes a seat.
He orders a drink and can't help but notice
a man sitting a few seats down from him with
an exceptionally small head. After a few
drinks, he decides to ask the man with a
miniature head exactly what happened to his
head.
The small-headed man replied that one day
he was walking on the beach and stumbled
across a magic genie lamp. He rubbed the
lamp and a beautiful female genie came out
and granted him three wishes.
The man first wished for a huge boat. Poof!
His wish was granted and a fantastic yacht
appeared at the end of the pier.
Second, he wished to be rich. Poof! The yacht
was filled with millions and millions of dollars.
For his last wish, the man looked at the
beautiful genie and told her it had been a
really long time since he had gotten laid.
So for his final wish he wanted the genie
to have sex with him.
The genie replied, that she was sorry, but genie's
cannot have intercourse.
After learning of the genie's inability to
have sex with him, he replied:
"Well...how about a little head?"
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