(Retro) More Show Recasting - September 5, 2003

More Show Recasting - September 5, 2003

Here are a few more ideas of which WWE superstars would be cool if the WWE decided to remake some classic TV shows and use current stars in classic roles. ..

Scooby Doo!!!!

Fred - the scarf wearing, know it all yuppie - this has the early days of Hunter Hearst Helmsley written all over it.

Daphne - the airheaded preppy g/f of Fred - sign Trish up for this..

Thelma - the butch dyke brain of the group -hard to decide, but just on physical resemblance, Molly would do this role justice.

Shaggy - the scruffy little beard, the whole attitude - this calls for a true icon and bad mama jama - none other than Chris Jericho..

Scooby - how many great danes work for the WWE? I guess we just have to suspend our beliefs for a bit and the WWe can bring back Pepper, Al Snow's little taco bell dog for this role..

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The Flintstones

Fred - He's stocky - he's loud - he's the WWE champ - how about Kurt Angle.

Barney: My first choice was Brock, but I have a better idea for him. Barney can be played by Bob Holly..

Wilma - haven't got a clue, so let's give Molly this job too.

Betty - Betty is a slut (not obvious due to cartoon restrictions, but still.. I think Sable can be made up to do this!

Pebbles - give it to Nidia. Whoo-hoo..

Bam Bam - big and way too strong - it's Brock baby!!

The dinosaurs - these are the perfect roles for Big Show, A-Train, and Steph's breasts..

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THREES COMPANY!

Jack - a straight guy pretending to be gay - RICO!

Janet - the practical brunette - the "smart" one - give it to Ivory.

Chrissy - dingy blonde without a clue - blonde haired Molly from the early days..

Cindy (Chrissy's cousin) - Stacy Keibler - the resemblence is uncanny..

Larry - the best friend role -who happens to be a whiney, using, losersaurus - if this isn't Christian, i don't know what is..

The Ropers - cheesy over-acting and mugging for the camera - Mr Roper is definitely Vince. and since she's the perfect unhappy wife already, Linda gets to be Helen.

Mr. Fairley - who can play Don Knotts better than Don Knotts? How about the man known as Goldust!!!!!

That's enough for now.. Later all..

-Doug