Would you tell a stranger if they had spinach in their teeth?
Probably not - I was always taught to never talk to strangers.
If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
If I had a stable life, could afford it and felt the need for children in my life, I would definitely consider adoption - or else I'd just go snatch 'em off the street - easier that way...
What is your preferred method of birth control?
I only have sex with men - no risk of pregnacy at all..
Do you always wash your hands when you use the bathroom?
If you had to eliminate a single type of animal forevermore, which would you choose?
Are "pinheads" a type of animal? How about "assholes"? Gotta be a real "animal" - *sighs* - okay, I'd eliminate spider-crickets. Those are some nasty, disgusting creatures.
Have you ever lied about your age?
I don't call it lying - I just call it living in denial.
Ever had an encounter with the police?
Yeppers, I have - and I don't care what their "evidence" says. I was set up! I was framed!
If you could give your parents one gift, what would it be?
Enough money to live comfortably and indulge for their rest of her life (Only got Ma left).
Ever stolen something out of someone's yard?
I don't think I ever have - no.
Did you ever aspire to be a model?
For what magazine? Bears R Us? I know I'm a sexy beast, but modeling is not something I think I'm cut out for.
Have you ever written anything on a bathroom wall or door?
Yeppers - bathroom poetry is a forgotten art.
Do you or have you suffered from any eating disorders?
Ever play 7 minutes in heaven? If so, do you recall your partner?
Never played that game, but I have taken many guys to heaven for more than seven minutes... lol.
When playing truth or dare, which do you choose?
Ever open a bag of chips in the grocery store and eat them before paying?
Not that I can remember - I wait to open stuff until AFTER I pay.
If paid 10 dollars per day, how long would you go without shaving your arm pits?
This must be a "for a girl" question because I don't shave my armpits - I like my body hair.
Were you an "early bloomer"?
Not at all - I was shy and reserved until late in my teens.
How much will you pay per gallon for gas, before you buy a horse?
Horses have teeth - teeth can bite. I don't like "bite" - I prefer to drive - and I do.
Is there someone you stalk on the internet?
You may call it stalking, but I call it being devoted and paying attention to - after all, a restraining order is just another way to say "I love you!"
If your profile is private... why?
My profile is not private - I have nothing to hide.
Do you or have you watched porn?
Of course I have - who hasn't at some point? I like naked people.
Do you wish your boobs were bigger?
Nope - my "man boobs" are big enough as it is - I think I need a reduction... : (
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
Why would I do that? Cutting hurts - and I don't like pain. Or blood. Especially not if it's mine.
What's your view on premarital sex?
Well, I'm probably never going to get married, but I like sex - so I would be in support of the whole pre-martial sex - cause that's the only way I'm gonna get any.
Are you closer to your mom or dad?
Mom - she's all I have left anyhow. Dad and I had issues and didn't really talk for the last three years of his life.
Would you ever take an ex back?
Nope - they're "exes" for a reason. There are a few I would gladly reunite with for a few hours of loving and getting funky like a monkey, but then they'd have to leave.
Have you ever thought you were pregnant?
Nope - just fat. Being pregnant have never crossed my mind or been anything I have to worry about.
Do you or have you had any diseases?
I've got diabetes - that's about it.
If you were granted one wish, what would it be?
For justice to take place and the man I love to be here, home with me, while the lying, two-faced, pill-popping bitch who has caused all the hurt and pain and kept us apart would pay and pay dearly for her lies and deeds.
If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
I'd probably have been closer to my dad - we wasted a lot of years being apart over some stupid crap.
Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't have feelings for?
Many times - feelings don't really matter so long as they're hot and the sex is good.
What song that you have downloaded would shock your friends?
The "Strawberry Shortcake" song from the cartoon - I like it - it's cute.
Have you ever taken naughty pictures of yourself?
Nope, but a "friend" did - I got some great pics of him as well. And I kept all the pics (of him and myself). Don't want no surprises popping up anywhere.
If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would you alter?
Cal would be home, we'd have a different President and I'd be about 40lbs lighter (and still sexy as ever).
Are you subscribed to any magazines? If so, which ones?
I get a Diabetes Management magazine that Ma subscribed me to, plus I'm subscribed to OUT, The Advocate and The Philadelphia Trumpet.
Are you easy to get along with?
I'm very easy to get along with - unless you try to take advantage and fuck me over - and then, I'm not quite as nice and happy-go-lucky.
If you could have chosen your own first name, what would it be?
Vince or Vincent..
Can you remain friends with an ex?
Absolutely - I am still friends with most of my exes. Just because they weren't good relationship material doesn't mean that they're not good people or can't be good friends.
Have you ever made a fake Facebook account?
Nope - I've got one and that's all I need..
Would you have sex with a dog for a million dollars?
A million bucks - damn straight! Hell, I'd even have sex with a woman for that much cash. Well, maybe not... lol.
Last person you prank phone called or drunk dialed?
I don't do prank calls or drunk dials - I do drunk text messages and drunk e-mails which as probably just as bad or worse - and it was a casual acquaintance of mine who I think is kind of hot and I, in very explicit terms, told him so. And the offer still stands - any place, any time - I'd rock his world!!
If someone paid you 1,000 dollars to get their name tattoo'd on you would you?
Only a thousand bucks? I don't think so - maybe for 10,000 bucks though.
Do you tend to help others more than they help you?
Yes, yes - a thousand times yes..
If you saw a wealthy looking person drop a 100 dollar bill, would you return it to them?
If I actually see them drop it, then I return it to them - it's not mine and I know who it belongs to so keeping it would be wrong. If I just happen to find it and don't know who it belongs to, then it's ine to keep though.
Would you rather be known for saving 300 people or being a pornstar?
Saving 300 people - porn stars are just viewed as pieces of meat and that's not a life I'd enjoy (I don't think), heroes are rare and hard to find - that's a much better place to be.
Would you want your future children to date someone like you as a teenager?
Compared to so many of the other "teenagers" I see out there, someone like me would be a blessing.
Would you rather drive an old, ugly rustbucket -or- a 2011 truck what gets 6 m.p.g.?
So long as the old, ugly rustbucket runs well and can get me to where I've got to go, I'd stick with it. The newer model trucks are okay, but they really don't do anything for me.
If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go?
Upstate New York or Massachusetts - either would be good to see a couple of my all-time favorite people from my Wilmington days - and then over to Iowa, where my bestest friend now resides.
If you went completetly broke would you consider prostitution?
A guy sometimes has to do what he has to do - so yeah.
Do you think downloading music should be against the law?
I used to download a lot of music and I don't care for breaking the law so it should be legal - at least when I do it... lol
If you could choose the very last thing you will see before death, what would it be?
It would be the man I love, by my side and giving me one last kiss and saying "I love you" as I closed my eyes and faded away.
If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
From a historical point of view, the Salem Witch Trials would be fascinating to see, or maybe seeing Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address - that would be awesone to witness as well.