Croaker Joke

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from the nametag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he
says, "hello Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and
go on a long vacation"

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks how much he wants
to borrow. The frog says oh, about thirty thousand should do it. The
teller asks his name, and the frog says "my name is Kermit
Jagger, and its okay-the bank manager is a friend of mine"

Patti explains that thirty thousand is a substantial amount of money,
and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if he has anything to use as collateral.
Certainly, Mr Jagger responds, and he produces a tiny pink
porcelain elephant that's about half an inch tall.

Very confused, Ms. Whack says that she'll have to consult the
bank manager, and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager, and says;

There's a frog out there by the name of Kermit Jagger, and he
claims that he is a friend of yours. He wants to borrow thirty thousand,
and he gave me this as collateral. She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. I mean, what the heck is this?

The bank manager looks at the elephant, then at her, and says;

"Its a knick knack Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone"