(Retro) Top 13 Signs You Watch Too Much Wrestling

Top 13 Signs You Watch Too Much Wrestling - 9/17/03

I was gonna save these for a "Late Show with David Letterman" parody, but I don't know when I'm going to find the time to do that. So I decided to send these on now..

Top 13 Signs You Watch Too Much Wrestling

13. Everytime someone turns their back, you feel the urge to hit them with a chair.

12. Rather than holding elections, you think that all political races should be determined holding a Hell In The Cell match..

11. You believe that the Hurricane really has super-powers.

10. Everytime someone pats you on the back, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner.

9. You just can't understand why Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel isn't nominated for an Emmy award.

8. You end every sentence with "Believe dat!"

7. You think Mt. Rushmore should have the faces of DX on it instead of the Presidents.

6. You think the McMahon's are the ideal American family.

5. You spend all your spare time writing parodies and top-ten lists about wrestling..

4. When asked to name your role models, you say Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

3. You actually know what a "corkscrew hurracaranna" and a "Molly-go-round" are!

2. When you listen to the Warrior talk, you actually understand just what in the hell he's talking about.

1. You can't wait to see how many Oscar's Triple H takes home for his role in Blade III.

Am I ready for Letterman yet? lol! Later all!
-Doug