Big Show versus Big Bird (A Comparison) - July 26, 2003
Both are huge stars - both have made an impact - both have the word "Big" as part of their name. Here's a side by side comparison of the WWE's Big Show and Sesame Street's own Big Bird...
Big Show hangs out with Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin
Big Bird hangs out with Burt and Ernie
Big Show has traveled the world, working for WCW and the WWE
Big Bird has spent thirty-plus years on Sesame Street
Big Show is curently involved in a vicious feud with Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle.
Big Bird recently told Oscar the Grouch he was mean.
Big Show's best friend is A-Train..
Big Bird's best friend is Mr. Snuufleuphogous
Big Show eats Beefy Raviolli
Big Bird eats bird seed!
Big Show was in "Jingle All The Way" and "The Waterboy" with Adam Sandler
Big Bird was in "Follow That Bird" with a bunch of muppets.
Big Show is employed by World Wrestling Entertainment, INC.
Big Bird is employed by "The Children's Television Workshop".
Big Show hangs out with the Undertaker..
Big Bird hangs out with the Count..
Big Show's boss is "Mr. McMahon!"
Big Bird listens to Mr. Hooper.
Big Show was briefly a member of the Dungeon of Doom!
Big Bird was briefly adopted by "The Dodo's".
Big SHow once used the alias - The Giant
Big Bird was once painted blue and called "The Bluebird of Happiness!"
Final analysis: Big Bird is probably more fun to hang with at kid's parties and the like, but in a confrontation with the Big Show, his goose would be cooked. He'd stand a better chance in a KFC buffet line. The Big Show dominates!
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