(Retro) Top Ten List About Linda McMahon - July 16, 2003

A Top Ten List About Linda McMahon - July 16, 2003

We all know Linda McMahon is scheduled to be at RAW next week. Bischoff says she's coming to fire Stone Cold. We'll see. But there are other reasons, besides the Stone Cold/Bischoff/Kane situation. As a matter of fact, there are 10 of them. And here they are:

The Top 10 Other Reasons Linda McMahon is coming to RAW!

!0. She wants to give Lance Storm some helpful hints in the art of being
boring!

9. She can practice her high-school french in conversations with La
Resistance.

8. To spend some "quality time" with her future son-in-law, Triple H.

7. Rico has promised to give her a make-over and new wardrobe!

6. She has to defend her belching and burping trophy against Stone Cold

5. Linda wants to give all the Diva's lessons in how to avoid Vince's
leeching come-ons when he get's tired of Sable.

4. She had some dignity and self respect built up and feels the need to
crush it in a WWE storyline.

3. She wants to invite Kane and J.R. to the annual McMahon family
barbecue. J.R. brings the grilling sauce and Kane brings the fire!

2. After RAW, she's planning on checking out the Val Venis All-Male
Revue on a night on the town with Moolah and Mae Young.

1. There hasn't been a McMahon on RAW in almost a month and they have a
family quota of appearances to keep up!

All righty - that's it. Talk at ya'll later!
-Doug