(Retro) A Priceless Moment - July 13, 2003

A Priceless Moment - July 13, 2003

This has absolutely nothing to do with wrestling, but a friend sent it to me a while back and it's just funny as hell. I just found it and I think ya'll will like it too.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances. to support them at their wedding. He espically wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.

After just standing there, watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F*ck you!". Then he turned to his bride and said "F*ck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 family members and friends. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Mastercard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ....$32,000

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ....... $3000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accomidations in Maui........ $8500

The look on everyone's fac when they see the 8x10 of the bride humping the best man ...... Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, For everything else, there's MasterCard!

-Doug