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(Retro) Sunday Night Heat Report - August 31, 2003

Sunday Night Heat Report - August 31, 2003

What up? I just got done covering Heat for the Wrestling Informer.net (go check it out) and of course, I gots to send a copy to my fellow degenerates here at DXSI as well. Sunday Night Heat in the house - now can you dig that! SUCKAHS!!!! Ivory and Rico in one show.. Truly a great night in sports-entertainment.
-Doug

What up all! This is Doug M. with the Wrestling Informer *exclusive* Sunday Night Heat report. A quick note before I get started. Lance Storm's leg and Mini-Dust this past Monday on RAW - what the.... And I always thought that Stephanie and Hunter were the prominent backstage couple in the WWE. Oh well. Time for Heat!!

Sunday Night Heat 8/31/03 on Spike TV

Hosts are Al Snow and the Coach

Starting off - it's Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner coming to the ring. Holla if ya hear me!

Scott Steiner versus Mike Knox

Pretty much a squash. Scott pounds on Knox a bit, but Knox goes to the eyes. Works over Scotty in the corner. Big choke and some fists. Misses a clothesline and gets a knee and a suplex for his trouble by Steiner. Some chops and Knox meets the Tree of Woe. Some boots by Steiner and a few chops. Steiner does a few push-ups - lands a belly to belly and hit's the Novacaine to get the pin.

Winner: Scott Steiner

From earlier today - Al Snow gets a Stevie-Night Exclusive

Stevie Richards just rambles on and on - something about a merger between Stevie Night Heat and Stevie Corp. Ivory walks by and Stevie hits on her. She blows him off and calls him a whack-job! Funny.

Here's Victoria and Stevie tells her that Ivory was trying to get in his pants. Victoria and Ivory do some verbal jarring and Victoria tells Ivory that if she wants Stevie, she has to take her too. Hmmmm! Interesting, but I guess she means a match. Victoria grabs Stevie by the ear and pulls him away. Stevie is a card and this was funny stuff.

Lugz Boot of the Week: From SummerSlam, Shane drops a Savage elbow from the top onto Eric Bischoff, driving him through the Spanish Announce Table.

Victoria and Stevie Richards versus Ivory and Tommy Dreamer

Ivory gets a big pop from the crowd. Ladies start off - headlock by Ivory - followed by knees and a suplex. Victoria lands a knee, does some clubbering and tags off to Stevie. Stevie backs Ivory into the corner, but she chops her way out - big tag to Dreamer. Dreamer hits an elbow on Stevie and tags back to Ivory. Ivory and Dreamer both hit legdrops on Stevie. Stevie goes for a bodypress on Dreamer, but Tommy catches him. Victoria clips the leg of Dreamer. Richards makes the tag to Victoria and she works over Dreamers leg.

Tag back to Stevie. They go for double-suplex, but Tommy reverses it and makes the tag to Ivory. Ivory is all over Stevie like stink on ..anyhow clotheslines and punches by Ivory. Ivory to the top - a crossbody for 2. Tommy lands a snapmare on Victoria. Ivory lands a bulldog on Richards, but hits wrong and rolls out of the ring. A Stevie-kick on Dreamer and Victoria makes the cover for the win.

Winners: Victoria and Stevie Richards

A quick personal comment here - why are Ivory and Victoria stuck on Heat while Gail Kim is on RAW. These two women are hot and can wrestle circles around almost anyone. Just wondering about that..

Clips from the Rock's new movie, The Rundown, with Rock and co-star Seann William Scott talking a little bit. It opens on September 26 at a theater near you..

Clip from RAW - Coach gets the Employee of the Month from Bischoff.

Christian whines adn Austin makes a match between Christian and Jerry Lawler. The end of the match - Coach distracts Lawler - Christian gets the roll up and the pin.

Wrestlemania Recall: From 1998 - Stone Cold Steve Austin defeats Shawn Michaels to win the WWF Championship.

Test w/Stacy Keibler versus Derik Neiker

Stacy is all pouty as she accompanies Test to the ring. Test struts a bit and slaps Neiker. Neiker responds with fists and a flying forearm. Shades of Lex Lugar!! Test lands some clotheslines in the corner and just beats the stuffing out of Neiker. Some interaction with Stacy as Test has her come on the apron and wipe sweat from his forehead. He wipes off some sweat and slings the towel at Stacy. Neiker hits him with a dropkick, but Test lands a knee to the gut. Test attempts a powerbomb, but Neiker rolls through. Test with the boot and he covers for the pin.

Winner: Test

X-Treme Blast of the Night: Highlight Reel from RAW - Jericho cheap shots Shane McMahon.

Coach and Al talk a bit about RAW - they show the end of the Jericho/Shane match. Here's Kane. A chokeslam for Shane and then Kane lures him to the outside. Ambush amd more beatings by Kane. He sets the dumpster on fire - but Shane slides out of his grasp as Kane tries to throw him in. Some kicks and Kane takes the plunge. "Burn in Hell, you son of a bitch" -Shane O'Mac

Val Venis versus Rico w/ Miss Jackie

Rico is flaming hard tonite. Big chant of "Rico sucks" - Snow makes a comment about that being Rico's recreationial activity. Funny. Headlock by Val - Rico grabs his ass to escape. Val is pissed - Rico hides in the corner behind the ref -and play-humps the ref. I'm LMAO here. Rico does beatdown on Val with elbows and a slam. Val fights back with the knee. Rico gets in a spin-kick and does some obscene pin covers. Only gets 2. Val tries to come back but gets hiptossed by Rico who then does a grind and an elbow drop.

Rico goes to the top, but gets nailed by a clothesline by Val. Spinecrusher by Val for 2. Rico argues with the ref and Val nails him with a slam and goes for the pin. Jackie puts Rico's foot on the ropes to break up the count. Val and Jackie argue and Rico makes a run at Val - and misses. He straddles the top rope and Val rocks him a bit. A big powerbomb by Val and he gets the pin.

Winner: Val Venis

Tommorow night on RAW - it's Jerry Lawler versus The Coach!

Well, that's it. For feedback or just to say what up, drop me a line at either DougMaynard@wrestlinginformer.net or at Doug28352@yahoo.com. I want to hear from all the Informer fans out there. That's it for Heat - see ya next Sunday!

-Doug

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