A Comparison: Vince McMahon versus My Boss Lady - July 28, 2003
This will mean absolutely nothing to any of ya'll, but I had fun messing arond with the Big Show / Big Bird comaprison, and decided to do one more -a little closer to home - everyone's boss - Mr. McMahon versus my boss lady at work, Betty.
Vince: Cocky and arrogant
Betty: short and fiesty
Betty: works 2 jobs
Vince: 2 kids gearing up to take over the family business
Betty: 1 son - spoiled rotten
Vince: piss him off - you get stuck in a handicap match
Betty: piss her off - she calls you a mother f@cker
Vince: Over 30 years experience in sports-entertainment
Betty: 17 years running a resturant - 8 years managing a store
Vince: Former WWE Champion
Betty: Last month's employee of the month at Hampton Inn
Vince: He lies, he cheats, he steals, - ruthless
Betty: little time for liars or bullshit
Vince: manipulator that says what you want to hear
Betty : Will hurt your feelings in a second
Vince: Chairman of the WWE
Betty: Store manager of Community Stop #2
Vince: Occasionially drinks a beer with Stone Cold
Betty: doesn't party much, but when the family has a cookout - watch out!
Vince: hangs out every day with Jim Ross, Pat Patterson, and Sgt. Slaughter
Betty: hangs out every day with Debra, Mary, and ME!
So what does the comparison tell me? Not a thing. Vince is a rich asshole,and my boss lady is a mess, but I wouldn't trade her for anything (though a raise would be nice!) So on a boss to boss comparison - Betty wins.
(I've got too much time on my hands!)