(Retro) You Might Be A Wrestling Fan If... August 2, 2003

You Might Be A Wrestling Fan If.... August 2, 2003

You might be a wrestling fan if...

You can chronologically recite the names of all World champions, but can't remember the names of people in your immediate family...

You can't decide whether to carve the Thanksgiving turkey like Abdullah the Butcher or Kevin Sullivan....

Your idea of an old fashioned girl is Luna Vachon or Dafney...

You can rationalize eating a whole pizza by yourself because, by wrestling standards, you're still only a cruiserweight..

You choose buying a WWE PPV instead of paying a phone bill...

You wear face paint to a job interview...

You bring a date back to your place, lower the lights, chill the wine, turn on your stereo, and play the latest CD by Fozzy...

In your divorce settlement, you allow your spouse to take everything except for your "Best of Wrestlemania" DVD's...

You think Johnny Depp doesn't hold a candle to Hulk Hogan's acting ability..

You answer your telephone by saying "Hey yo!".....

You named your first child Diesel (even though she's a girl)..

Ya'll know what folks? I think I might be a wrestling fan... I'm guilty of a couple of these .. I won't admit to which ones though... Anyone else think that just maybe, they might be a wrestling fan too?

-Doug